Sassypantsmagoo

Sassy attention seekers

• A Sassy: sorry, my mind was on my hoes, in different area codes
• E Sassy: you best not tell me bout those other bitches. i'll cut a bitch
• A Sassy: sorry, i'm a wanted woman
• E Sassy: cut. a. bitch.
• A Sassy: sorry wifey
• E Sassy: i'm the center of your universe
• say it. say it now. loud and proud
• A Sassy: you are the center of my universe
• E Sassy: LOUD
• A Sassy: i did actually say it loud

Sassy Downfall

• e sassy: michelle finally just beat me in scramble by 22 points!
• a sassy: tumblr!
• a sassy: ha, check her FB

• a sassy: so i have the old crabs on my home computer and the new crabs on my work computer
• e sassy: well. at least you have varieties of crabs

• a sassy: i'm making kale chips!
• e sassy: whoa
• a sassy: right?
• they're really good
• e sassy: who are you, and what did you do to my wife?

Sassy Metaphors

• A Sassy: i really like my new metaphor!!! butt plugs: pacifiers for assholes

Spanking is ALWAYS Sassy

• A Sassy: i love my job. we talk about spanking a lot
• E Sassy: today the only thing i like about mine is that i can fart in peace
• A Sassy: you can spank your cats

Poop Dragons are Sassy too!

• A Sassy: poop dragon. i am envisioning a poop dragon flying out your butt now
• E Sassy: i'm envisioning that thing that came out of that fire queens crotch dancing around my anus.
• now uranus
• i just made myself lol
• A Sassy: oh the conversations we have on a daily basis. haha
• E Sassy: i'm still laughing. i am 2 years old. phillies tickets > poop dragons, completely natural trajectory.

A Range of Interests

• E Sassy: its not all that surprising, but I would question the sample
• those that are "carers" of homebound have a much different daily schedule
• A Sassy: oh stop being nerdy
• E Sassy: incapable. its like telling yout o stop discussing butt plugs
• A Sassy: butt plugs are more fun than sample size
• unless we're talking sample sizes of butt plugs
• E Sassy: its not sample size, its the actual sample of the population
• A Sassy: i'm going to stick a butt plug in your ear next time i see you
• E Sassy: its not the worst thing thats been stuck there
• A Sassy: ...